Wednesday, August 28, 2002 : 10:21 PM
Well well well... Today I came face to face with my enemy. I found a silicone implant in one of the cadavers. I never really imagined older women having breast implants. Who knows what kind of hoochie grandmas are walking around with fake boobs nowadays?
Melissa Hayes [link]

Monday, August 26, 2002 : 9:56 PM
My new computer says "hi." Dissection stinks.
Melissa Hayes [link]

Sunday, August 11, 2002 : 12:09 AM
I made a big mistake. I just saw XxX, starring Vin Diesel. I think I grew a penis.
Melissa Hayes [link]

Friday, August 02, 2002 : 12:56 PM
"She did not sleep in the hours that were still left to her. She sat on the floor of her room, her face pressed to the bed, feeling nothing but the sense of his presence beyond the wall. At times, she felt as if he were before her, as if she were sitting at his feet. She spent her last night with him in this manner".
Melissa Hayes [link]

12:45 PM
I want to walk alone after dark. I want to sleep outside. I want to fly in an airplane. I want to hitchhike. I'm tired of being scared.
Melissa Hayes [link]

Sunday, July 14, 2002 : 10:58 AM
My mom applied for a job at a restaurant called Big Dick's Steak 'n' Seafood. I'll call it "Big Dick's" for short.
Melissa Hayes [link]

Saturday, June 29, 2002 : 7:02 PM
Here are some sentences that tickle my pickle:

A popular 80s song- "some like it hot but you can't tell how hot 'til you try".
Another song- "i am the luckiest. what if i'd been born fifty years before you in a house on the street where you live. maybe i'd be outside as you passed on your bike. would i know?"

I had a revelation today that really pissed me off. If we have eyelids, why can't we have earlids?
Melissa Hayes [link]